Not even dressed for school and I leave in five minutes

Going commando whoops.

Course while I’m asleep Zayn tries to do a twitcam

Why do I even sleep? Why don’t I just stay up 24 hours for them.

Stay up all night

on the internet we can make fun of the amish as much as we want

they’ll never know

(Source: jasonfreese)

Thought I was sleeping, but then I came up with a clever URL name.

Even though it’s stupid LMFAO - iodair-you. Added the hyphen because 1. Someone hoarded the regular iodairyou and 2. It says dairy and I’m partially lactose intolerant so

And with that I am off to bed

Can’t wait to look at my tumblr tomorrow lol I won’t even remember anything

They should’ve had the nominees for movie of the year fight for it, like with their powers and shit

Being biased, but Harry Potter would shit on everyone

On a side note from the banter, Russell Brand said Teen Mom instead of Teen Wolf.

Oh hey Taylor Lautner didn’t see you there

I say we put Twilight and Harry Potter into an arena with the Hunger Games.

Who would win…?

Twitter Voldemort makes a good point.

Gary Oldman didn’t go up with Emma for Best Cast. He was a part of it, too!